OPCD to Offer Mock-Firing Service

Attempting to further prepare students in the Harbert College of Business for the professional marketplace, the Office of Professional and Career Development center announced a new service that gives students hands-on experience getting laid off. “It’s a service we’ve thought long and hard about,” States Elizabeth Cooper, supervisor of the office, “We’ve given a lot […]

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Miss Homecoming Candidates Use GroupMe As A Grassroots Campaign Strategy

With the Miss Homecoming election coming to a close, candidates are doing their best to win over their fellow students in the most authentic, personal way possible. Many candidates are winning over voters by having their campaign platform and voting link splattered across every GroupMe chat imaginable. Sources confirmed this morning that every GroupMe with […]

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Haley Center Adds Gender-Neutral Bathroom For Men Who Can’t Pee If Someone Is Standing Behind Them

On September 8th, Auburn University announced it will add a gender-neutral bathroom in the Haley Center to promote inclusivity and diversity on campus. After a long campaign from SGA and LGBT interest groups, the university decided it will add 2 gender-neutral bathrooms, containing a single toilet and sink next to the existing restrooms on the […]

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Running Out Of TigerCard Money Teaches Woman Lesson No Accounting Class Ever Could

After her gargantuan purchase of two spicy chicken sandwiches, a medium fry, and a large drink, Freshman Melissa Carmichael’s Tiger-card balance hit zero dollars after just under a month of living on campus. After a month of morning Frappuccino’s, lunches at Au Bon Pain, and dinner at the wellness kitchen the 19-year-old’s balance and ultimately […]

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