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J&M Offering Used Toilet Paper To Roll Toomers At A Discounted Price

September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 Yarborough

In an effort to bring out more spirit in the Auburn Fans, J&M has started an initiative to sell their used toilet paper, at a discounted price, to fans who want to roll the trees but didn’t have time to go buy a pack. “We try our damn near hardest to clean the toilet paper, […]

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New SEC Research Suggests God Doesn’t Control College Football Games

September 19, 2018 Yarborough

Football season has started, and every fan is hyper-sensitive to the outcomes of each and every game. Any fan that watched a few particular games last weekend are irritated at a referee, player, missed tradition, girlfriend, boyfriend, professor, second cousin, the weather, that puddle they stepped in, alcohol, drugs, and apparently even God. You read […]

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Student Hijacks Tiger Transit, Reaches Breakneck Speed In The Process

September 16, 2018September 16, 2018 Yarborough

The silent mantra of Tiger Transit Services is said to be “We’ll get you there faster than you could walk, but you won’t get there on time.” But, freshmen student Jorge Slow decided to take matters into his own hands after waiting 37 minutes for the transit driver to even get back on the bus. […]

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